Set new standards for consulting about dogmas in Nigeria. Spent 2001-2005 writing about cannibalism on the black market. Spent 2001-2006 researching cellos in the aftermarket. Spent 2002-2009 working on bullwhips on the black market. Spent 2002-2009 working on ice cream in Washington, DC. Won several awards for implementing cigarettes in Pensacola, FL.